Hey there, I'm Samantha. What's that you've got? I want it. No that. No that. I want Froot Loops. No. I want cheese. Give me chicken. No. Pasta. I WANT COOKIES!!!
Anyways, I'm guest blogging today.
I want to talk to you a little about goals. About dreams. I'm over two and a half years old, so I've had a lot of time to live this crazy life and learn a thing or two.
Seems to me this life is just a little too focused on reaching higher, talking more, building stronger, etc. Even around Christmastime, I get books encouraging me to learn. I get toys like Bob The Builder: "Yes we can!"
But you know what I've learned? This: I can't.
Even if I can, I can't.
Yes we can? Now we can't!
Life's too short to pedal your tricycle. Life's too short to feed yourself toast/grilled cheese/pasta/cereal/apple sauce/cookies/mints/pickles/burritos/eggs, etc. That's why god made adults - so they could feed us.
All you need to do is say "I can't." Someone's bound to do it for you. Trust me. And if "I can't" doesn't work, try a little pout and a hand-squeeze while you say it. They just melt.
So, the next time you want to achieve your dreams, don't say I can. Say "I can't."
Check back soon - my brother is working on a post about how much life sucks. I'd write it for him, but you know...